Simply, Me.

Omgtoohilarious!

You’re gonna laugh here.

Mom: Your braddah still never take out the trash.
Me: It smells like Upsexy
Mom: What?
Me: yeah. 
Mom: What's that?
Me: What's what?
Mom: WHAT'S THAT?
Me: What's what mom?
Mom: BRAH NO MAKE JOKES
Me: What's what mom?
Mom: What's Upsexy!?
Me: Nothing Much you?
Mom: You faka.

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fcknjaayd:

b4c0n-c4thy:

lisadadddy:

xavierponce:

xavierponce:

Here you go guys. Here’s what she eats lol

her labia

her nipple

her eye

ENJOY <3

HAY DO YOÜ GUYS REMEMBER THIS

omfg..

wtfsofunny:

hahahahahaha

Woman gives birth

Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?

me: okay its time to be productive today
me: let me just go on tumblr first
me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed